Incredibly tight jeans which 98% of the gen Y population can admit to having worn at some stage of their lives. Look good on most people, unless you decide to play twister. This is not advised, for having a person’s ass in your face is unpleasant enough, but the situation is made doubly revolting if said person has a muffin top.
Chloe: Hey, I think I might actually win this game of twister, as Mark's skinny jeans appear to be rather inhibiting!
Spinny-Board-Person: Left foot green
Chloe: OH GOD! AHHH GET IT AWAY! *dies.
Spinny-Board-Person: Left foot green
Chloe: OH GOD! AHHH GET IT AWAY! *dies.
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Get the jeanne mug.Any pair of men's jeans that are not *skin fucking tight*, which makes getting into and out of them feel less like rubber gloves, and more like clothing. Regular (non- dad jeans) tend to accentuate the bulge and cause chafing.
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