A thicc boi that likes to look at pictures of naked llamas. He is also commonly known as Bat Boy. No not like batman.
by KingBowenIII's assistant May 23, 2018

by The real lord chungus February 7, 2019

Becky: have you seen Jesse rider
Beth: yeah he has the biggest penis I have ever seen
Becky:and hes so tall
Beth: yeah he has the biggest penis I have ever seen
Becky:and hes so tall
by bighkdhore October 21, 2021

jess i a blonde she is dumb and short. she has daddy issues. jess doesn't know how to tie her shoe laces and her friends keep trying to teach her but she is partly deaf. She has adhd and she is dyslexic. Which is not bad thing it makes her funner. Her bad qualities are the fact that she makes a big deal over the pen lid u stole from her as a joke but, u can never stay mad at her she my bestiee.
jess u bitch
by apersonmatee September 5, 2022

Jess is generally short for Jessie. To be a Jess is to be true to ones self through and through. He is generally a creative type and has that spark that is exhibited in no other. Generally he has many walls put up and tends to avoid conflict but if you teach him that he can trust you, you will never regret it. Once he lets you in he is the sweetest person. His platonic love is shown more than his romantic love but both are stronger than Hercules himself. He lives off of sarcasm and has a twenty page list of movies you MUST see. He listens to all types of music and will bombard you with recommendations. If you hurt him he will forgive you, his breaking point is too far. He will leave if he has too but only as a last resort. When one pushes him in this way he is colder than the dark side of Mercury. Never do this to him because despite the calm and collected outside, he just wants someone that won’t leave. If you have a Jess you are one of the luckiest people on earth.
Yeah I’m going to go check of Jess, he’s in a funk cause he has to leave his best friend.
What song are you listening to?
Oh, Jess recommenced it. Isn’t it a bop?
What song are you listening to?
Oh, Jess recommenced it. Isn’t it a bop?
by Unicornboi May 6, 2020

Jesse is very handsome, sweet, and sort of known. He can be loyal but only when he wants to, but some people underestimate him and take him for granted even though he does cheat. A LOT. He’s also a really good kisser and gives amazing warm hugs, he has the vibe of “if you lose him, its easy and hard at the same time to get him back.” , and also “i NEED him”.
by G0ssipG1rl April 11, 2025
