An unemployed man with too much facial hair and body hair. Usually too loud and extremely bad at expressing himself. A jailam may try to tell you he is outside your door but end up saying he is on the outside of a door like structure in your immediate vicinity. All in all a jailam is a useless cunt loved by his friends and hated by everyone who's opinions don't matter. If you find yourself a jailam keep him close and you won't regret it.
by Billigoat March 6, 2020
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Get the Jailbreakable mug.Girls 13~15 who are short have bubble butt and c close to d cups a flat stomach gorgeous face who dress like sluts because they crave sex they lie about their age to get guys in their 20s to wreck their pussy they are down for anything and amazing in bed
Jailbait girls are perfect for sex toys laws should change their shouldn't be age restrictions of She is a gorgeous girl with perky big tits and a fat ass and wants it ; if called on it a jury of men should check her out dressed groupe her see her naked and make a case by case verdict
by onlyslutsforme May 14, 2020
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by GT FIRΞ May 17, 2020
Get the Jailbreak mug.A place inside of your extremely tiny apartment where you have purchased very low end or used pieces of gym equiptment/fitness apparatus's. This is due to the country shutting everything down, especially places in which you could actually boost your immune system via exercise (i.e., a gym, a healthclub or a yoga studio) but alas, you are trapped at home"for the health & safety of all". Bit by bit you acquire workout tools and video's, and as time goes on, you learn how to exercise in a 10 foot by 10 foot area-dodging couches, the dog, having your husband leave the room so that you can do some "Just Dance." A jailhouse gym is the poor man's only way to somewhat maintain any kind of workout or exercise routine, & is set up in an extremely small area where movement is barely possible.
Friend: "Hey, what have you been up to during the lockdown?" Me: "Just been trying to not go completely insane by working out in my jailhouse gym."
by ShakinBaby July 31, 2020
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