Making burritos

When Mexicans have sex, specifically to make babies or groupsex.

Hola chica, how bout you and me make some burritos together?

God damn it I think Enrique and Maria are making burritos in my closet again.

by goldenkranzisreallysanta November 21, 2010

missionary burrito

When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her

I just can't please my man

Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito

by Kathren_mcrayon17 June 01, 2017

burrito bunny

a Hispanics girl whos' into white guys

that beaner is a burrito bunny

by rice bunny lover October 21, 2023

Wet burrito

A dirty Puerto Rican. Usually people with the name Brian but with a “Y”, (Bryan).

Bryan is such a wet burrito. He’s constantly making dirty, sexist jokes, that are far from funny.

by Skilledalien July 11, 2023

Wet Burrito

a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.

hey bro, you want a wet burrito?

by VersatileMink May 26, 2024

cuban burrito

the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime

Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.

by doubledown104564 September 10, 2019

love burrito

When you cuddled up by your cat and dog at the same time.

Hey Max, I wake up in a love burrito this morning.

by kaliyuga September 11, 2020