Non-Human

A non-human is one who wears the marker of the non-humans. 100% of the time, the marker is army dog-tags that say "NON-HUMAN".

Non-Human: Guys can we do what I want to do now?
Human: I see you have the marker of the non-human...
Non-Human: So that's a no?

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 31, 2009

adult human female

What normal people understand as the definition of the word "woman".

Considered to be "transphobic" by the scientifically ignorant who believe in such things as "girls brains" and "boy brains" but don't like being told about biological reality.

adult human female: "that man is a man"
TRA: "are you a biologist?"
adult human female: "I'm not a vet but I know what a dog is"

by SalopianSnark December 15, 2022

Being Human

Being Human is the american remake of the UK version. Being Human is about about a werewolf, a vampire, and a ghost living together in a house. While living together, they try to control their supernatural abilities. Josh, a werewolf, (portrayed by Sam Huntington) 'turns' every 4 weeks. Aiden, a vampire, (Portrayed by Sam Witwer) trys to control his cravings for human blood--which he stimulates by stealing blood from the hospital he works at. Sally, a ghost (Portrayed by Meaghan Rath), (Can only be saw by Aiden, Josh, and other ghosts), is trapped in the house because her ex-fiance' Danny, killed her. As the show moves on, Sally learns how to teleport different places. Sally soon learns how to get revenge on Derek for what he has done to her.

Being Human is the american re-make of the UK version

by RustyTrombone69 December 30, 2011

human stew

When a group of people all sit in a hot tub or jacuzzi together, "stewing" in each other's filth.

No way am I getting into the Human Stew! Do you know how many germs are in that water? I don't want to get a rash or athlete's foot.

by germaphobe4life May 4, 2009

human parking cone

that thing when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to park between them

Guy 1: Hey look two midgets in orange

Guy 2: Let's park between them, like they're two human parking cones

by SilliParker December 13, 2010

human slippers

To insert your feet into someones ass, preferably one foot per ass, and proceed to walk around with the persons on your feet!
Ideally you would use midgets!

i just got myself a pair of human slippers!

by Staplebrau September 30, 2006

Spontaneous Human Combustion

When a person, or Republican, randomly bursts into fire.

"Spontaneous Human Combustion can strike anyone, anytime, any--sic"

by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005