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HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

this person needs to hold sin kæft if his name is lauritz
HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! DIN LILLE LORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by HOLDNUKÆF January 28, 2022
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dick hold

when you hold someone's penis in your butt or vagina and create a head lock with their penis
Jeremy: Ha, now I have you in a dick hold
Isaac: Please stop showing me your wrestling moves dad
by Allastor April 4, 2021
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An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
by milfndenver July 8, 2024
mugGet the Baby’s arm holding an applemug.

Hold my kool-aid

It is a phrase often spoken prior to one making an argument that goes HARD or in other words before an insane comeback.
Hold my kool-aid, because I just need five minutes to make your regret your existence.
by Jim. Jones. June 7, 2025
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holding up a 0

holding up a 0 means you like grown men.
“oh he is holding up a 0, he most like grown men
by Kkkuuutttyyy June 20, 2022
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national hold hands day

april 17 & 18 hold hands with your boy best friend if you’re a girl. if you’re a boy hold hands with your girl best friend. if your a circle hold hands with a square idk
“hey didn’t you hear? it’s national hold hands day
by masterflex3000 April 16, 2019
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Beast Hold

That nappy-headed feeling you get from smokin' good beasters.
I was about to mail the rent check but I've been stuck in a beast hold.
by Sum Hai Guy October 21, 2010
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