Hobo-Like

When you go more than 5 days without showering

Guy 1: Bro you smell. are you hobo-like?

by PheonixGalaxy May 5, 2016

Hobo Ceviche

When you go down on a Hobo and indulge in some marinated crab louse!

"I went down on a Hobo last night and had me some Hobo Ceviche!"

by Rez Kowzer September 19, 2021

hobo code

Alternative words or phrases used by content creators to avoid having their accounts deleted from big tech platforms. A form of self censorship. Originally, signs or symbols left around towns or in the countryside by hobos to send messages or warnings to other hobos.

In order to avoid the censorship algorithm I had to speak in hobo code.

by ecophelia January 31, 2021

hobo

This creature is usually seen prowling the streets in search of postures. He hides in the shadows and waits for an opportune moment to steal a posture. He fails endlessly at this task because of the lack of muscle in his leg area. Even though this particular spesimean has an intelligence quotient of 140, he hasn't realized that he will never succeed in his malicious theft.

Due to having an catastrophically bad posture, this swede feels very bad and insecure about it. Because of this, he attempts, but fails to, cover up his bad posture with the only hoodie he has which happens to be gray. The hobo is poor and homeless, thus having no option but to grow a beard or risk freezing the lower part of his face off during winters.

When he isn't attempting to steal postures he often plays video games. Unfortunately this is where his bad posture comes from, and he only deepens the condition by continuing to spend his time in such an unhealthy manner. He sucks at games and often takes him an above average time to get good at, or finish them.

"Oh look, it's the poor postured hobo! M sure to not walk any slower than we already are or he'll catch up to us and steal our postures."

by fellowpagchompuser May 7, 2019

Hobo Hole

A place where unsuspecting groupies are taken after heavy metal shows, normally by the lead guitarist, no one knows what happens to them.

"Hey wanna see the Hobo Hole?"
"wow wee sure"

by shotinthedark July 17, 2014

google map hobo

Someone who is lost but not wanting to be found; may be under the influence of alcohol or street drugs-that for the most part of their time, during the day and night, spend walking city streets of cities in random locations throughout the world using Google Map-particularly, the street level cam option.

Bob was my best friend, until he started spending more time traveling on his computer with Google Map as a Google Map Hobo. He would much rather be "somewhere" else wandering aimlessly in some foreign city, than with me getting drunk in the bar.

by d.e.m.o. October 11, 2014

Hidden Hobo

Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.

- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is HH.
- What?
- She is Hidden Hobo .

by pensa_coke_cola June 5, 2024