umbrella handle

A female is giving a man a handjob, when the penis gets hard enough, she squeezes the tip, causing it to spurt. If it does a somewhat vertical stream upwards, the woman has 'gripped the umbrella handle.'

Boy 1: She totally gave me a GREAT umbrella handle!
Boy 2: Dude, sick.

Girl 1: I think I gripped the umbrella handle amazing.
Girl 2: Yuck!
Girl 1: No, it was actually a good rush.

by Big.J April 20, 2009

my ass handed to me

It Means Geeting Beated Very Hard

Joe : I'll Beat the hell out of those assholes but if I do I'll get my ass handed to me

by Shady99 May 6, 2014

clam handler

A person of great wealth.

That Gatsby is one hell of a clam handler.

by Ghost Pirate LeChuck March 7, 2005

Double Handed Double TF

Double Handed Double TF's, short for Double Handed Double Thumb Fuck's, involve the process of cupping the hands around the penis and clasping the fingers together while forming an artificial vagina using the two thumbs around either side of the cock.

I'm gonna go drop a monster load in my mums mouth from a Double Handed Double TF

by Nick Meecham November 9, 2007

homo handles

Sideburns. see also "bugger grips"

"check out the homo handles on that rockabill"

by djwalker October 13, 2008

Jesus-Handle

Much like a regular "handle" of liquor, a Jesus-handle is any quantity greater than 1.75 L of top-tier liquor. It is a colloquial for people who avoid the Godless metric system, and believe that sermons are best preached from atop a bar-stool.

"Sorority sisters just can't hold a candle

to the St. Mary's girls when they grab my Jesus-Handle."

by rhinofeeder January 22, 2012

Love Handles

The part of the body that you grab to secure a good hold while you slooooowly, perfectly, sliiide your thick, pulsing, throbbing, massive penis into her wet, delicious, warm juicy pussy....

🤤 😩 Harder, harder..

/|\ 🍅🍅 HARDER BABE

/\🍆🍩| SO MUCH

/\ HARDER
SHOVE THAT MASSIVE 10 INCH COCK RIGHT INTO MY AMAZING, DRIPPING PUSSY
HARDER

UH UH UH UH
(Loud moaning)
Uuuuuuuuuh.... harder

Deeper into my still wetter VAGINA!!! Harder!!!!

Bill harshly grabbed Ashley's love handles as he pulled her closer in bed so he could penetrate her warm, juicy, wet pussy with his massive cock. He held them tighter and she started to moan louder.

by PulsingPussyEater July 14, 2018