handling the merchandise

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act

"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"

by von groovy September 15, 2019

left handed Spaniard

An unknown sexual act performed by a man or a woman which includes the use of the left hand.

My girlfriend gave me a left handed Spaniard last night. Not sure exactly what it was or what she did but it was great.

by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008

Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!

"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.

by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022

one-handed-bandit

When a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female's pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to still grope and cop a feel with the spare hand.

"Mr. Gossett was such a good lay that he could undo my jeans while fondling my booby at the same time!...Magical."

by Allison J December 8, 2004

shipping'n'handling

An excuse for the manufacturer to make you pay more money to order a product.

"I know it's necessary but I hate to have to cough up a bunch of more loot just so they can friggin' package the thing in a cardboard box! lol "
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

Hanley Ramirez

A young and talented shortstop for the Florida Marlins. Hanley Ramirez was a talented prospect in the Red Sox organization, but had not lived up to his hype. Ramirez was dealt to Florida in the Josh Beckett deal and had an enormous rookie season. Ramirez is a Jose Reyes type talent.

Sox Fan 1: Josh Beckett is good.
Sox Fan 2: Hes good, but I wish we didn't have to give up Hanley Ramirez.

by JT Wolfe April 7, 2007

Fart Handler

1. The recipient of a fart smell, usually after the farter is long gone.
2. A deragatory term, associated with being a fart smeller.

"Is that guy cool?"

"No way, he's a total fart handler!"

by bruno6 July 10, 2009