Hand Tour

The act of feeling around for something, usually sexual in nature.

She made Nelson happy with a hand tour.

by Willycom May 4, 2009

To-talk-to-the-hand

(v) To talk to the hand somebody is to ignore them.

To-talk-to-the-hand is conjugated appropriately below. "Dude, I just talk to the handed that desk!" "Is that even a thing?" "YEA DERS, it is dude...talk to the handed!"

by AND-ders June 6, 2011

Goblin Hands

When you change all of your crypto currency holdings to US Dollar Tether and wait for a better price to buy back in so you can hopefully make more gains.

The market is super volatile right now so I have goblin hands to buy the dip.

by WÅRSTVRZ June 8, 2021

hand journey

spanking the monkey.

Alfredo felt lonely last night, so he decided to go on a hand journey.

by grimpin1 October 18, 2010

hand throb

hand·throb ha-nd-throb

noun

1. a rapid hand beat or pulsation of the hand.

2. a passionate or sentimental hand.

3. a special someone who is on your mind when you do your own thingie.

My hand throb Andrea and I became best buddies.

by knick January 28, 2014

hand crotch

The skin between your thumb and pointer finger is your hand crotch.

My hand crotch is hurting so bad!

by bombshell89 January 24, 2014

hand prostitute

A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.

I'm going to the hand prostitute to get these 'knots' out.

by NomadicBu May 4, 2018