Hoster

Term given to middle aged men, who are still single, and only just recently moved out of their parents home or still live at home. Usually work alot and make no time for romance. Not that they can even get girls.

John: "Hey u know Dave from accounting, he's always here working."

Mike: "Yeah I know hes a hoster."

by graysnake February 25, 2008

hose bag

In the late '70s - early '80s, dancers (go-go, strippers) in Norfolk, VA were required by law to wear pantyhose. They got the cheap ones from 7-11 that came in the little pouch. Instead of throwing away the empty pouch, they would put their pot in it, and if a cop searched their purse and found the pouch it felt about the same as if it had the pantyhose in it, and they wouldn't bother to look inside. This is a fact.
People who don't know this assumed that 'hose bag' referred to sex, a 'bag' to put your 'hose' in - slut, skank, ho - but the truth is that "hose bag" originally referred to a pretty damn smart idea to keep from getting busted by the cops!

"I need to catch a buzz - can I borrow your hose bag?"

by Reb1 November 15, 2005

hostile

A word that apparently people think is slang for for something... when its really not. Hostile has simple meanings:

1. characterized by enmity or ill will

2. very unfavorable to life or growth (hostile conditions)

Ignorant Fool: "Dude why did you hook up with that ugly chick, she was hostile!"

Dude: "She may have been ugly, but she wasn't 'hostile' you fucking moron."

Ignorant Fool: "Woah no need to get hostile man."

by BelligerenceXx September 10, 2010

Hosnor

A person, who missed something just told

or in general a not so clever person

Jij, hosnor, dat is net verteld

by Krogzar October 28, 2008

hoserx

IRC rockstar that originally coined the term "titatoes". Known for his uberleet FPS skills and precision traffic reports.

<hoserx> bitches love ball gravy all over their mashed titatoes

by amped_ December 23, 2009

hospital

a place where you exchange physical suffering for financial suffering

doctor: the operation was successful you got a new kidney, now you pay us 60,000 dollars
person: what how am i suppose to pay for that i already spent all my cash on the uber to the hospital
doctor: idk not my problem, sell your kidney i guess

by hunter of milfs 69 December 29, 2020

xenodochial hospitable

kindly to strangers

Joe decided to be xenodochial hospitable so he helped the little boy that he never met before across the street.

by Chelsea Shackelford February 7, 2008