Grape

To grape; graped; will grape;
is
Used in conversation in reference to ejaculation, specifically in pants caused without heavy petting, foreplay, or touching. It is usually used to explain the level of hottness of females or the awesomeness of art, talent, sports, or related social topics.
Coined by David Fall and Harrison Bergeron with influence of the "Jizz in my Pants" Saturday Night Live skit; Aired: December 6, 2008 NBC

1. Harrison: Dude, David, Allie got her belly button pierced.
David: Oh man, just imagining that made me grape.
Harrison: Yeah, she is so hot.

2. David: Let's watch 300.
Harrison: That movie's level of intensity makes me grape.
David: My tendencies mirror yours because that movie excites me as well.

by DavidFall and HarrisonBergeron January 20, 2009

Flag

Get the Grape mug.

Chocolate Grape Stomping

To bend some poor unsuspecting douchebag over and lube up his or her ass then proceed to lube up your feet all the way the way up to your knees. Slowly insert one foot at a time in said douchebags cornhole. When both feet are snugly inserted start mashing and stomping away at the chocolate grapes.

Dude, just because the coach likes to get a good chocolate grape stomping, it doesn't mean I should be the one to do it.

by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006

Flag