gochie

When somebody is slow and lazy

That car is so gochie!

by Iamgochie October 19, 2015

getch

Yiddish word for a crucifix, pronounced with a hard "g". Seems to be etymologically related to the word "khach" meaning "cross" in Armenian.

Is your friend Catholic? I see him wearing a getch on his neck most of the time.

by pentozali March 21, 2008

getch

Getch
derived from a combination of ghettoand sketchy.

"Ever since Jules started snorting that shit she's been acting really getch."

by getrosexual ex-pat April 4, 2009

dead gooch

a hard painful blow sent to the gooch, useually brought forth by a foot or a knee.

im going to dead gooch you with my foot.

by The Gooch Smasher!!! October 11, 2006

Splooch Gooch

a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".

Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."

Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"

Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"

by Danny Dapper October 14, 2009

Gooch

Ones patch of skin located medial to the scrotum and anus.

Borat invited the world to lick his gooch when he made his movie.

Little Timmy shaves his gooch.

by Johan von Gooch November 27, 2006

Gooch

The under carrage of a males ballsack and inbetween the inner cervice of his rectum

Mike is a dirty Gooch.

by tcuch June 16, 2011