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Vsco Gorilla 

A gorilla that says sksksksksk, wears scrunchies, drinks out of a hydroflask and uses reusable stuff luke metal straws so they can save the turtles 🐢.
Guys look over there its a Vsco Gorilla i have never seen one before
Vsco Gorilla by Nuggetas October 3, 2021

Small gorilla 

A fast intense gorilla tag player. His jukes are so clean
Small gorilla by Small gorillas February 26, 2022

Grocery Gorilla

A derogatory term used against stay at home black women, can be used as a term to refer directly to a black female whether they are a stay at home mom/girlfriend as a way of directing them to the store.
"Hey Ethan, tell that grocery gorilla to go get us some beers!"

800 Ib gorilla 

A drink served at the smoothie chain Robeks Juice. Although it is technically a "milkshake" the 800Ib gorilla is really just a whole tun of peanut butter mixed with protein powder. It has been described as both "delicious" as well as "repulsive." The drink is supposedly named because it contains 800 calories however it is common knowledge that it really depends on what size you buy.
Sahn you trying to finish this 800 Ib gorilla for me? It was delicious earlier but now it's repulsive

nah I'm not doing that to myself its not like I'm trying to get big
800 Ib gorilla by #consumeradvice December 12, 2012

Premature Balding Gorilla

1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.

Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm
Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.

Drink a gallon of gorilla's semen 

Why tf am i defining this
"Drink a gallon of gorilla's semen"