Standing Goose

The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.

After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)

by DJ D-Willis July 22, 2010

gobble goose

When an animal or person has big fat pouch under the chin, like a very noticeable fatty pouch, whether it be human or animal.

Good Lord! Did you see the size of the gobble goose on that potbelly pig?

That woman's gobble goose was so big that when she talked it jiggled to the point of distraction

by TDCJ 77 March 10, 2015

friend ghosted

When you're friends with someone and they suddenly stop talking to you.

Dude I got friend ghosted wtf

by SomeGodDammedRandom December 3, 2017

Grey Goosed

When drinking grey goose lands you in hospital with a blood alcohol content of 0.280 and ends with vomiting on yourself In the shower with your mate having to help your drunk ass out of the shower and into bed.

Last night Amy got grey goosed

by Classic Amy July 13, 2019

sneaky goose

when you like to be sneaky

devon was a sneaky goose and went to the liquor store when we weren’t looking

by swagdaddy750450 September 10, 2022

aboosing the goose

A Canadian euphemism for mastrubation.
The only right way of saying it is with a Canadian accent.

Examples:
"Logan's gone again. Must be aboosin' the goose somewhere, eh?"

"I was drunkely aboosing my goose in my igloo, when I heard a scratching sound. I wondered what it was all aboot, but it was my trusty moose , so instead of aboosing the goose I went aboosing the moose with a lot of booze."

by Potato_Harvest January 6, 2018

Zonked Off The Goose

Someone who is extremely drunk/high that they've lost all sense of control and emotion. Being zonked off the goose usually results in an enjoyable experience but can be dangerous and must be practiced with caution

Yooo Tatum was zonked off the goose at the party

by Montoronator September 24, 2019