Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives around the alpine area. Most notably in Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Austria, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)

Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"

by anonymous April 7, 2022

Angry German Kid

A extremely controversial nickname for the German web video from 2005 where it shows then-teenager Norman Kochanowski pretending to play Unreal Tournament 2004, but he gets extremely irritated and angry, and then smashes his keyboard repeatedly.

Angry German Kid is a controversial nickname, that's all I want to say...

by Ryan900USAYT August 17, 2023

Decapitating the german

Masturbation.

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

translate sweet to german

A meme on YouTube that appeared on my recommendations

Person 1: translate sweet to german.
Person 2: sweet in German is süss
Person 2: o_o
Person 1: it was a trap

by Aaron_Perezchica August 31, 2021

That Guy Gerald

He is a Guy. His name is Gerald

That Guy Gerald likes throwing discs

by ThatGuyGerald November 18, 2022

German Corndog

The act of pooping into a pog case or other such penile shaped container (or inserting your member into a fecal filled rectum) and placing one's shaft inside. Then pull your shit covered penis out and there you have it. The insertion of a popscicle stick into ones urethra is optional and preferred for the authentic german experience. If you put pam on the inside of the container the shit slides out better. (German because of poop in place of corn, and penis in place of hotdog)

SziPhi:We went totally nuts with those german corndogs last night!
Vash:I know, I still have wood splinters in my urethra.
SziPhi:Next time I won't bite all the way through the feces; you should have less shaft scarring that way.
Vash:Yeah. I've already lost 3 inches to date.

by Wal-Mart June 13, 2005

german handshake

When one masterbates, and does not wash his/her hands afterwards, and then blesses someone with a handshake not long after.

"I'll German Handshake you in a minute"

(thinking)'if he's not carefull, hes going to get a german handshake'

by Jackal April 15, 2005