Grinds My Gears

A blog that is based around user-submitted pet peeves and common annoyances. Based on the parody of "What Grinds My Gears" as seen on Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story.

Hey bob did you check out the new posts at GrindsYourGears.org?

Sure Did, that really grinds my gears too!

by Amos4 May 4, 2010

good gear

when something is really class, but you majorly can't be bothered thinking of something good to say. Very useful for late night texting to someone you don't really like

Rachel- 'I got an A in my biology paper'
You- '....Good gear'

by oh_so_rasta June 4, 2009

gerard way

Gerard Way is the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. So, okay - he's pretty good lookin an all, but if you spend all your time wishing that u could fuck him then you REALLY need to get a life! I mean come on! He's 28, and he has a girlfriend! Their music is the best and that's enough.
Anyway He has got better things to do than read a load of random people, that are LITERALLY HALF HIS AGE, wanna fuck him!

Gerard Way has bettter things to do than read these notes. I wish I could meet him an everything, but thats never gonna happen so I move on!

by Rose - or Sasha November 11, 2008

gerardo

ugly beaner from mexico that does nothing in school but jack off

Look at that gerardo

by mansdnsnbd November 21, 2016

gerardo osuna grabs balls

when a gerber baby that has a fat walk grabs someones balls and lifts them and denies it. hes still in the closet but its ok hes fat.

gerardo osuna grabs balls

by hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 28, 2009

Gerard

A gay cunt that cheats on you with 6+ girls while you've been dating for 10 months. Pathetic, disgusting pig! Thinks he's a massive unit all over but i promise you he is lacking size in the down stairs department.... emotional and physically abusive towards girls to prove he has power. Also has thrush lol

That child pedophile is such a Gerard

Doctor- "you have tested positive for 'Gerard', it's like HIV but worse"

by Suck my fat pussy March 7, 2017

gear

drugs in general, usually used to signify a large quantity of drugs

Mark: "How much gear?"
Sickboy: "about two kilos"
-Trainspotting

by _GoD_ September 20, 2004