suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

by CR000 January 4, 2016

garden salad

something you may get a taste of while giving a wordrim job/word

undigested vegetables etc. that one ends up eating while giving a wordrim job/word

I was givin' this bitch a rim job and got a mouthful of garden salad

by m0loch October 1, 2003

garduno

A giant turd.

Look at that garduno I made.

by aka swegger January 29, 2014

Garden with your ho

To prune your lady's pubic hair, as defined by the music group The Sandbaggers (2007)

"Man, you can't bring your girl to the beach with all that hair hangin' out. You better garden with your ho."

by The Sandbaggers February 11, 2007

Garden Hoe

A woman whom of which prefers to have sex in a garden rather than in a house on any other types of surfaces.

James: Dude, this new chick I've been dating is a real garden hoe.
Sam: That sucks bro.

James: I know, I got thorns on my junk when we were doing it by the rose bushes.

by Urban slayer August 5, 2014

French Garden McFisty

Whereby a person inserts their fist up a woman's ass after repeated close fisted punches to the anus. The effect is complete when the arm is inserted up to the elbow (lube optional, but appreciated). The free arm can be utilized to implement a donkey punch or a DELUX French Garden McFisty (when the off arm is inserted in a piston-like manner)

Some bitch at the music store talked back to me, so I punched her in the ass till I gave her a French Garden McFisty. She still wouldn't shut up so I donkey punched her.

by kyjohnson318 August 11, 2009

Trife Gardener

Someone who is always hoin' it

Dude my roommate is like the trife gardener. He eats all my food and he always hoes it.

by The Egg Salad Sandwich March 7, 2011