French Crueller

The act of reaming/stretching a sphincter and "glazing" it with crème de l'homme.

Striving for the elite "Baker's Dozen", Pierre left his lover with yet another French Crueller.

by The Internal Alchemist October 16, 2008

finch

an awesome rock band.

i like finch.

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 20, 2003

finch

1. the best band ive ever seen/heard
2. kickass lyrics/vocals + amazing guitar + totally kewl bass + pretty pretty drumming = truly awesome band
3. some awesome kids who got together to create fine music

Finch kicks ass in concert

by mmmuuusssaaaccc kid July 29, 2003

French people

French people are the hairiest creatures alive. Although they have pretty decent accents they still look like a gorilla and they're fluent language is Wookie. After oiling up their body they shove steamy baguettes up their asses and go for a bike ride. They will never top me to I the frenchiest fry.

"God damn those French people they stole my bike"

by KatLovesDanAndPhil December 11, 2016

French montana

Doing a line of cocaine off of a woman's unshaven armpit

Her cooter was so funky I decided to do a French Montana off her instead.

by French Montana fan February 27, 2014

French Toast

A simple concoction of bread, eggs, and milk. Dates back as far as Medieval Times.

It's also some how magically related to Asians.

Asians=French Toast????

by YourAdopted November 30, 2011

French workweek

n. Somewhere in the vicinity of 30 hours over 4 days in a given period between Monday and Friday, excluding, of course, the period between June 1 and and August 31 where they're all on strike for some non-reason or another.

Jack (on a Thursday at about 3:00PM): Well, I put in a solid French workweek so now I'm going to drink a bottle of wine, eat some cheese, and smoke a pack of cigarettes with my steak and fries. If only I had a stupid hat and smelled bad I could truly be French!

by Call Me Ishmael December 9, 2008