The Ford Explorer Equinox

When three Ford Explorers of the same engine size align in a formation, they will cause an nuclear explosion and take out an entire city block and poison the rest of the city.

Ford Dealerships never place more then three Explorers next to each other for fear that The Ford Explorer Equinox will trigger and destroy the dealership.

Steve no longer wanted to live his life so he tried to preform the Ford Explorer Equinox, but the other ford drivers were not having any of that.

by PhatTiger April 26, 2009

shid fard

only fuckwits say this

aiden: shid fard
ketan: owo yummy

by boted January 6, 2022

Ford Mustang SVT

Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Found on Road Dead
Rustang

An American made car that is usually found broken down or in a chevrolet's rear view mirror.

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust
If it weren't for Fords
Our tools would rust

by Jay Mack May 21, 2003

Ford Ranger

A vehicle in the small truck category; know to be the worst of all small trucks. Most Ford Rangers exemplify all of the FORD acronyms such as Fix Or Repair Daily, F**CKER Only Rolls Downhill, Found On Road Dead, you know the rest... Rangers are the epitome of all that is GAY (Homosexual, not happy). Most straight men who aquire a Ford Ranger rid themselves of these disease stricken vehicles within the first twenty four hours, in order to avoid any kind of anal mutilation. Certain color Rangers are more potent than others in the "Gay Danger" zone. The most dangerous of these being the teal green Ford Ranger. The most common defense to this horrible color is to litter your truck with stickers to try and hide it. Also, giving your Ford Ranger a Male name can sometimes help the owner cope with and accept the overall gayness of the vehicle. The only Ford Ranger GAYER than a greenish teal Ford Ranger is a Ford Ranger that someone has "pre-runnered out". (ie: Engine, lift, tires, bumpers, fenders flares, 45 degree spare tire/ roll bar in bed, offroad lights) What straight person would do all of this to a vehicle that everyone knows cant do anything off of the pavement. In conclusion, the award for the gayest piece of junk ever made other than a Ford Mustang 5.0 goes to the FORD RANGER. POS...

Ex. 1
Jake: Hey there Susan!
Susan: Hey Jake, I heard you came out!
Jake: I assumed you knew already...
Susan: What? How?
Jake: I traded my Tacoma for a Ford Ranger because I couldn't afford the Mustang 5.0.
Susan: How could you not afford a Mustang 5.0!?!?
Jake: Because I'm GAY :)

Ex. 2
John: Man I feel sooo Gay right now.
Wayne: Why?
John: We are in a Ford Ranger

Ex. 3
Hey did you hear that Vin Diesel drives a Ford Ranger!?
Rumor has it he came out.

by RangerRomper February 27, 2010

Ford Mustang SVT

I just had group sex with the SVT

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Ford Excursion

A large oversized Sports Utility Vehicle (SUV) that gets stuck in 6 inches of snow. This gas guzzling 2WD with 20in rims frequently gets stuck in its owners driveway, resulting in a 2010 Honda Accord pulling it onto the road with a 25k tow strap. (yes there are pictures)

Ford Excursion Owner: "Shit...I can't get my truck out of my yard..."

Honda Owner: "Hold on man, I still have my tow strap from my old truck in the trunk."

Ford Excursion Owner: "HAHAHA.. You think that HONDA can pull my Excursion up that hill in the snow.."

Honda Owner: "All I ask is that you let me get pictures of this..."

Ford Excursion Owner: "Deal.."

30 sec later

Ford Owner: "shoulda bought a honda"

by 2010AccordEXL February 5, 2010

Ford Torus

A 1990 Ford Torus will hold a special place in somebody's heart. Especially if he or she owns it. With its speedometer toping out at just over 85 M.P.H. the torus seems untouchable. Luxurious car

person 1: Yo man did you just see that kid in that 1990 Ford Torus?
Person 2: Yeah man! he seems pretty fly

by GBennett April 4, 2009