ketan

The person who always makes you laugh, no matter how bad your day is going, and may be annoying to alot of people, but just glancing at the other side of him will make you appreciate him. A kickass black belt in martial arts. Always smiling and hard to read, a great friend and great to hang out with. The one I love.

"Ugh, isn't Ketan so annoying?
"........sometmes. Have you ever tried to hang out with him?"

by N.E.S. February 08, 2010

ketan

A common name for a ripped, tank brown guy who is a sex god.

I wish my boyfriend was more of a ketan

by xXxJasPerxXx November 25, 2011

Ketan

Ketan is a God. He only eats holy paper from Jesus himself. JESUS is Ketan's slave and does as his master says. 0Bitches wish they were Ketan.

Ketan is such a God. I wish I was him

by GEORGE69420childeater January 02, 2022

Ketan

Crazy dune kid

"Doood that kid is so brown , hes totally a Ketan"

by JOLENNNE December 09, 2008

Ketan

Common name for brown guys

dude, look at that thug maybe he's a ketan

by Candy_S February 28, 2010

Ketan

That one brown guy you're mates with and somehow is so rich you'd assume he is the one percent.
He always buys you shit and you can never pay em back he is one of your genuine good mates but he always buys shit for the boys.

ay its Ketan, oi Ketan you got cash?

by white_nigga-96 June 24, 2020

Ketan

Someone who CANNOT prank others, even if his life depended on it. Not to mention a liar and someone who has poor counting skills.

Ketan: huh I just tried pulling the lamest prank on someone, I’ll award myself 3 points cuz I can’t count.

by girlintheblackandwhitedress March 25, 2019