flat tire

In poker, a hand that needs a jack to improve.

"If I don't get a jack on the river, my straight's gonna be a flat tire."

by Coell May 14, 2005

4 flat

This means a girl is flat on both sides. No boobs or ass and, is every skinny. It's a very offencive word to say though..

Damn, that girl 4 flat!

by Mitkatten yo! March 9, 2010

flather

To massage semen on someone's back until dry after penetration of said person's rectum.

"Don't you hate it when you're plowin a guy... and then you flather him and it dries all over your hands?"

by The Men In White Coats December 3, 2009

Flat Iron

A fat woman with no breasts

guy 1:Omg why cant i score tonight
guy 2:Are you not getting owt?
guy 1:Only flat irons
guy 2: Ouchhhh

by Dougsey June 7, 2009

flat tire

when a girl sits down and her stomach's rolls look like a flat tire

damn look at that fat bitch's flat tire!

by Tin January 26, 2004

flatbellys

Attractive high school or college girls who have toned, or flat stomachs.

Did you see those flatbellys at the car wash!!!

by Christopher Krieger October 21, 2005

Flat Fuck

A person, usually of the opposite sex, who barely meets your fuck standards.

Malcolm: "Tina's ass is dive-worthy but her face pisses me off!"

Jebediah: "Yeah man, she's definitely a flat fuck and nothing more."

by Ohaooa May 3, 2008