Jew Flu

someone who acts on behalf of the interest of jews, israel or zionists. could be jew, israeli or a zionist themself

donald trump caught the jew flu

by SquirtHoleLoveStains July 8, 2025

pig flu

Comes from pigs.

Man: *Sneezes*
Man 2: Oh shit! You pig flu!

by thepigboy May 12, 2009

honolulu blue flu

The 24 hour condition that occurs after a Detroit Lion’s victory where people call in sick to celebrate the moment.

After the Detroit Lions won the championship, there was a Honolulu Blue Flu outbreak in the metro Detroit area.

by Squire James January 28, 2024

Swine Flu

Verb: A way to get out of writing a midterm and have the marks deferred to your final.

Guy 1: Dude, I have not yet opened my chem book.

Guy 2: Just swine flu that shit.

by Srt123456 February 10, 2010

Chinese Box Flu

A deadly disease believed to originate out of Greenville, NC. The Chinese Box disease is found in only chinese women.

Yo bro did you hear chad got the chinese box flu ?

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

flus

it`s a norwegian slang for money

brur jeg er stacked med flus

by yo local pedo November 16, 2022

party flu

The sickness that onsets, usually on a Monday, after a weekend full of partying and doing drugs.

Calling in to work -

Partier: Boss, I got the party flu I'm not going to be in today
Boss: No problem man. I'm just getting over my party flu from last weekend. It was hardcore.

Partier: Thanks. See you tomorrow

by big booty ho's January 23, 2017