Flying Spaghetti Monster

An attempt by atheists to mock anyone that disagrees with them. The basic concept is a response to the logical statement: "it is impossible to prove the non-existence of a deity or deities." Essentially, supporters of the FSM concept state that it's also impossible to prove the non-existence of something completely arbitrary and ridiculous, such as a flying spaghetti monster, and thus there's no reason to believe in the FSM just for that reason alone.

Obviously the argument is extremely weak and doesn't really hold water. But what's disturbing is the utter contempt, disrespect, and intolerance (and in some cases, hatred) these people have for anyone that disagrees with them. They refuse to go by the principles of live-and-let-live and do-unto-others. They will counter this assertion by arguing that religious people never live-and-let-live and are always forcing religion onto people. This is of course false, and only applies to a very small minority of religious people (such as the nutjobs at the WBC) and thus is a prime example of smearing people with a vastly over-generalized statement.

Most won't admit it, but they resent the fact that most modern nations allow freedom of religion for all. Ultimately, they would like to see this right taken away someday.

The flying spaghetti monster concept is just one of very many examples of the hateful mockery that some (but certainly not all) atheists direct at religious people, which has become rampant in our society in recent decades. This frightening level of contempt, intolerance, and hatred is eerily similar to the attitudes in Germany towards Jews in the decades leading up to the Holocaust. Of course, your average German citizen would never have believed you if you told them what was eventually going to happen.

by klopek007 January 27, 2010

Flying Fuck

Dismissive admonition to leave or simply a negative response to a request. Most usually stated in no uncertain terms. Military slang especially US Navy from the 50s

“Duke, could you lend me a hand?” Duke, “Go take a flying fuck on a rolling donut.”

by Tony Duhamel July 21, 2008

flying fiddlers fuck

an add on to i dont give a fuck

i dont give a flying fiddlers fuck if its bad week i want sex

by duff_paddy_69 May 30, 2009

flying V

1.) A V-shaped guitar.
2.) A tactic used on the ice in the Mighty Ducks movies, in which the players would for a "V" shape with one person in front and pairs of players following from behind (as seen below).
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"Dude, did you see those dudes do the Flying V in the Mighty Ducks?"

by Dude2 July 25, 2008

Flying Squirrel

Humble, but stunningly talented. Starts off on the ground, but reaches impressive heights.

At first, I wasn't very interested in the job, but then I found out that the company is flying squirrel.

by Clara Anderson May 9, 2011

Cloud Flying

Term for a commander that wonders around aimlessly in world vs world in Guild Wars 2 that doesn't capture objectives and wastes supply.

We would have beaten Sanctum of Rall if that damn commander wasn't cloud flying all night.

by russhantz September 18, 2013

flying dutchman

found on the seceret menu at in-n-out burger, best burger joint in the world, only found in California, Arizona and Nevada (It's family owned and operated). It consists of meat and cheese only. A 2x2 flying dutchman is 2 meat and 2 cheese. A 3x3 is 3 meat and 3 cheese.

Whoa, Char just ate a 4x4 flying dutchman and now he's been in the bathroom for 2 solid hours!

by PCP from the MPC February 11, 2006