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Floppy

When you have finished making the sex, and are still slapping your limp penis around her genital area.
"I had to give Brittany a floppy for like 10 min, just to finish her off, I'm a sprint runner, not a distance runner"
by Lumberjack jenson April 20, 2017
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Floofy

ADJ; A stripper's vagina, generally one that is protruding from labia resembling the tail fins of the Batmobile, swollen and puffy texture and extremely moist.
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She bent over, like Rihanna when she first became Kanye's bitch, and her floofy twat exposed itself like a Venus fly-trap.
by Ve12itas July 4, 2017
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floppy dragon dick

When your dick is hard after finishing you're hard but not all the way
My floppy dragon dick was going everywhere when I pissed
by Ayyy foo August 6, 2017
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Floppy Fish

To slap someone's face with your hand with a fast side to side motion using the palm then back of hand.
"Matthew is an idiot so Mikey hit him with the floppy fish."

"Man, Im bout to floppy fish yo dumb ass"
by Ms.koolakins August 20, 2017
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floophaloos

when a man is very upset and he has kids so he can't cuss and he can't stomp or shout because his wife will be pissed so he goes to drive around when all of a sudden, their pet squirlle, Davide has a heart attack and so now the man is crying and then the squirlle come to life and then he has the shit scared out of hum and then he rams the back of a cop car. The first word he says is called a floophaloos because it has just been a realy fucked up day.
Dammit!!!!!@@^$#$@^$#$@ - because dammit was the first word he had said that would be a floophaloos.
by I am bored and alone September 18, 2017
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Floop

The feeling of a flaccid penis falling out a vagina after having sex
Darling! I'm not done yet but I felt the floop.
by CharlieB5414 November 1, 2017
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Floppy Adolf

A floppy Adolf is a semi erect penis because it wants to appear all big and strong, but in reality it will give up when something gets too close and simply go back to being flacid.
GF: C'mon lets fuck
BF: My cocks on a floppy adolf right now it's gonna be a while
by cutmybumcheeks December 7, 2017
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