Temporal Fist

noun-The psychokinetic ability to do a mind-blowing punch while time is frozen
verb-To do a dynamic mind-blowing punch while time is stopped

noun-Master Furon taught the Temporal Fist to Crypto in Destroy All Humans 3: Path of the Furon
noun-Master Furon's Temporal Fist and Captain Falcon's Falcon Pawnch collided and the Temporal Fist won.( for Captain Falcon lovers He's cool but I just wanted to get on my friends nerves with this example)
verb-Master Furon Temporal Fisted Crypto into a wall.

by BloodshedBito June 10, 2009

two fist dick

A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.

My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.

by twofistdick September 3, 2012

Tater Fist

Using a raw, uncooked, girthy potato to insert it into the anus for sexual pleasure. Provides a similar full feeling like being fisted.

Sandy was super horny and her ass was craving action so she lubed up an Idaho potato and gave herself a Tater Fist.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Shakes tiny fist

An expression of frustration, protest, anger or outrage, that is generally understood to be futile. Frequently used online, in the third person, by someone writing about himself or herself.

Possibly arising from the lyrics of "Lucky Ball and Chain" by They Might Be Giants (1990):

"I can shake my tiny fist / And swear I wasn't wrong / But what's the sense in arguing / When you're all alone?"

Mike352: This is too hard for me!

JohnChen: That's what da5id's mother said last night.

da5id: *shakes tiny fist*

by Xadism June 9, 2009

terrorist fist jab

Fox new's definition of a pound, revealed to explain to white voters what Barack Obama *really* meant when he pounded fists with his wife before a speech.

"A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab? The gesture everyone seems to interpret differently. We'll show you some interesting body communication and find out what it really says."

by saraface June 10, 2008

obey the fist

phrase taken from Invader Zim (see definition), simply meaning "bow to my will or be destroyed!"

I will flip burgers with my iron fist, then I will work my way up to ruling you ALL with my fist...YOU! OBEY THE FIST!

by Invader Matt January 26, 2004

turbo fist

Fast and furious masturbation by a male.

He was beating off so quickly it was almost like he had a turbo fist.

by Kajoe September 5, 2006