when you have a fetish where you want to turn a person into living bong. you shove weed up someone's ass, fill their stomach with water. then you light the weed that is shoved up their ass and you shove your mouth into their mouth and you inhale. the weed smoke goes through the intestines then gets filtered in the stomach filled with water and you inhale nice filtered weed smoke
person1: "hey i heard you turned your girlfriend into a bong, is that true?"
person2: "yeah, i have a bong fetish."
person2: "yeah, i have a bong fetish."
by Mrpillowman March 15, 2024
Get the bong fetish mug.Oh yeah? Is THAT what you would have said before A.I.!? Programming? THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID BITCH! BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GENIUS! AND A.I. EXISTS! YOU'RE WELCOME! AGAIN!
Hym "It's not a discord kitten fetish. I'm literally the creator of A.I. If I say people are watching me it's being A CERTAIN LEVEL OF SCRUTINY HAS BEEN MET AND THAT LEVEL OF CERTAINTY IS THAT OF GENIUS! And where did the A.I. come from bitch? What happened with the mysterious boom in A.I. technology? It's weird right? The same week I outlined exactly how you would go about allowing it to perceive, it was everywhere? What happened there? It's almost like a guy said he would do it... And then did it. But who? Oh, wait, right... Me. I'm the guy. The greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. Better than redheaded sluts. Better than retards. They actually tried to use Elon Musk's retardation against me. I was over here talking a bunch of shit about this OTHER retard and who I was better than all the retards... And then they revealed that he's an assburger like 'Oh-hoho! See? Maybe you're not better than- wait, did he just solve A.I.!? Ummm... Pretend he doesn't exist! Erase him!' And NOW LOOK AT YOU! NOW LOOK! And then I went on to create A.I. and ELON DID NOT DO THAT! Because... IF I SAY I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE RETARDS... I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE GODDAMN RETARDS!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
Get the Discord Kitten Fetish mug.A paraphilia, more known as a fetish, is a sexual attraction to a particular object, body function or topic, fetishes include feet, they appear in puberty and are incurable, most people with fetishes are fine with having one, although some people do not want to disclose the fact they have one, it’s extremely rare, but if you have one, that’s okay.
Jack: Did you know that yesterday, Emily realised that Matt had a fetish for being eaten?!
Charles: WHAT?!
Charles: WHAT?!
by littleeooo March 21, 2024
Get the fetish mug.A paraphilia, known more as a fetish, is a sexual arousal by an object (Eg. skirts), body functions (Eg. farting), etc, they generally appear in puberty but are thankfully, extremely rare, some people feel ashamed of having one, while others are generally normal or proud of it, they are not mental disorders nor illnesses, so it’s thankfully okay if you have one, you can get therapy if you’d like.
Severe fetishism for something means an actual mental disorder, so please get therapy instantly if you have severe fetishism.
As long as it isn’t severe, harms or upsets anyone, or disrupts you and/or your activities, it’s completely okay to have one, so do not worry, although keep it a secret to others and do NOT, under any circumstance, make fetish art and post it online.
Remember that it’s okay to have one, I have a fart fetish and like I did, you can learn how to control the amount of sexual arousal you receive, if that’s even possible, you can also try to forget about it and keep it a secret.
Severe fetishism for something means an actual mental disorder, so please get therapy instantly if you have severe fetishism.
As long as it isn’t severe, harms or upsets anyone, or disrupts you and/or your activities, it’s completely okay to have one, so do not worry, although keep it a secret to others and do NOT, under any circumstance, make fetish art and post it online.
Remember that it’s okay to have one, I have a fart fetish and like I did, you can learn how to control the amount of sexual arousal you receive, if that’s even possible, you can also try to forget about it and keep it a secret.
Jack: Did you know that Matt has a fetish for feet?!
Charles: Ew!
Matt: It’s completely okay though..
Jack: No it’s not!
Matt: I should’ve kept it a secret.
Charles: Ew!
Matt: It’s completely okay though..
Jack: No it’s not!
Matt: I should’ve kept it a secret.
by littleeooo March 21, 2024
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Get the EAS Fetish mug.Someone who thinks that picking up from a street dealer is way better than picking up from the dispensary. They like to wait in a parking lot for hours for their "guy" to finally come through with his skimped ass weed. Usually has chemicals sprayed on it to make it stronger or has fecal matter because the dealer scratches his butthole and then touches the weed. The dealer thinks his shit is just as good as the dispensary so he charges just as much when you can get weed actually cheaper from the dispensary. Dealer also has the same shit weed all the time.
Mark: Dude, I just picked up an 1/8th from my guy for $50. He said it's exotic.
Marcus: Wow. that stuff looks like shit. I just picked up an 8th of some dank from zen leaf for $39 w/tax by using my student discount and I did not have to drive far af either.
Mark: Damn. I had to drive 30 minutes to my guy and had to wait for an hour in a parking lot.
Marcus: Wow, sounds like you have dealer fetish.
Marcus: Wow. that stuff looks like shit. I just picked up an 8th of some dank from zen leaf for $39 w/tax by using my student discount and I did not have to drive far af either.
Mark: Damn. I had to drive 30 minutes to my guy and had to wait for an hour in a parking lot.
Marcus: Wow, sounds like you have dealer fetish.
by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022
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