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Family Guy

The greatest show on Earth.. Seriously.. It stars Peter, 42 (when the show started) Lois (40), Chris (13), Meg (16)Brian (?) and Stewie (1). A clever show which uses other sitcoms and such to add to its humorous ways. A show that probably half of America didn't even know existed until season 4 was put on the air. Mostly everyone loves Stewie, the maniacal 1-year-old baby who later through the series turns away from world domination and more towards his homosexual side. But like before, most people claim they know everyone about FG, when in reality, they only watch the season 4 episodes every once in awhile.
EX1:
Person 1: Yo, I know everything about Family Guy! Just go ahead and ask!!!

Person 2:Who is Brian's cousin? What's Stewie's middle name? How old is Peter? Who is Greg the Weather Mime? Where did Brian go to college? How did the evil monkey in Chris's closet turn evil?

Person 1: How the hell am I supposed to know those?!?! Those weren't on Family Guy!

Person 2: Dunce! Stop watching just season 4!
by Tailswune July 20, 2008
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Family Guy

the greatest frickin show ever made! IT's so funny it will make you shart yourself!
When you're cartoon network at 11.30 and you feel a warm spot in your pants because Peter Griffin just said something hilarious like;
Whoa, whoa,whoa,Whoa, whoa,whoa,Whoa, whoa,whoa,Whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa......this isn't my batman cup!
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Family Pack

When a women gets knocked up and gains a baby bump. Kind of like a six pack in the sense that it develops over ones tummy. Typically used when referring to a women pregnant with twins or more.
Shit man... The prophylactic broke and... Well Sherry is going to have a Family Pack.
by Darcy Chumang November 4, 2008
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House Family

A modern family unit of any combo of people that lives as a family in the same house.

Could be a "nuclear family": parents + kids.
Could be an "extended family": parents + kids + grandparents.
Could be a "mixed family": different family units.
Kam wants to go surfing for his birthday with the HOUSE FAMILY - next time he'll ask his aunties and uncles to go, too.
by HawaiianLegend February 24, 2011
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ARC Family

The most loving family ever, everyone's got each others backs and help one another all the time. Sons of Daddy Raven, the Arcs are brahmins by blood and are all intellectuals with an average iq of around 142
Hey are you a member of the Arc Family? Could I get an autograph kyaaaaa!
by SvenSensei August 18, 2021
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family asswipe

a relative who loves to hang out at his cousin or brother's house. also a bum and jobless nincompoop
family member 1: hey, Uncle Matt's here again.

family member 2: gee, that asshole's a fuckin' parasite, a true family asswipe
by MadMacxxx July 26, 2011
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Tarago Family

A family who can be found (in a Tarago, or equivalent with baby on board bumper sticker) at your local caravan park on vacation, in a tent, sporting bum bags, bottled water from home, and a camera around the neck weilding father. Dont forget the well prepared eski of rolls from home with Kraft cheese and Ham. Will be easily spotted by their perfectly pruned garden and bunnings outdoor setting. Tarago mothers will best be found (wearing cargo pants and a polo shirt given as a mothers groups kriskringle gift, finished off with a katmandu wind fleece vest) sitting by the pool supervising little janette and philllis, making sure they keep up the 4 hour routine of spf30 zinc and rash vests, followed by board shorts from Target.

Most common Tarago names: Gareth, Tennile, Helen, Tanya, Katrina, Darren, Phill and Ian etc.
To observe these common but frightening species, head to your local bunnings or grocery store.
Tarago Family Banter:
Tarryn: "hey graham, did you remember to pick up tenniles ear drops from mums?"
Graham: "oh strewth tarryn, bloody hell, you could have gone and done it, you had the tarago today and you know how i dont like to take the falcon on those bumpy roads!"
Tarryn: "well at least tell me you remembered to get the Better Homes and Gardens Magazine, i wanted to make that cottage pie recipe for Isaacs playdate, you know how Katrina judges us by our food, well have the whole town talking us down."
by TheTaragoCo. December 12, 2010
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