Facebook Preacher

The act of posting ones religious beliefs on Facebook on a daily basis when in reality the don't follow the advice they are giving to everyone else. Usually ends up on someones blocked list, or unfriended.

Friend 1- Dude why's your mom always talking about the bible on Facebook? Does she not know that no one cares?
Friend 2- Idk shes such a Facebook Preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
Friend1- Oh OK.

by Draketehrobber October 6, 2011

Facebook prime

A period of time in which you no longer have to selectively tag and untag yourself from photo albums being added to the book; you look good.

Person One: "I've noticed a large number of photos of you have been appearing in my news feed recently. Pourquoi?"

Person two: "Man I'm in my facebook prime right now, bullets can't stop me."

by Rowdy_Roddy360 February 17, 2010

Facebook Shopping

The act of scrolling through the friends list of a facebook friend actively looking for a person to be set-up with.

I was facebook shopping for a new girlfriend because my old one is a slut.

by FuelRod January 26, 2009

facebook tryhard

Someone who tries to have a lot of friends and become popular over facebook. Some symptoms include consistently posting inspirational statuses, too many pictures, liking everything. Self explanatory name.

Oh my goodness he's such a facebook tryhard

by coolging805 July 14, 2011

Facebook A K

To post multiple comments on someone's wall like a machine gun.

I just Facebook A K ed that dumb monkey Jim.

by mnkey kilr June 13, 2010

Facebook suicide

To systematically offend all of ones friends on Facebook causing them all to de-friend you.

Joe was sick of Facebook and all the stupid things his friends would Say on the site so he decided to commit Facebook suicide.

by Martyjfunkhauser June 18, 2011

facebook spasm

noun- to randomly end up on Facebook.com without realizing it.

I was writing my term paper on the computer, and suddenly realized I was on Facebook.com. Totally had a Facebook Spasm.

I was sitting in the computer lab and the guy across the room constantly went to Facebook.com. Talk about a lot of Facebook Spasms.. spazz!!

by tallyhallic April 27, 2009