John Flansburgh

A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.

Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."

Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."

by cockwafer May 14, 2024

Salmon flaps

A type a dog, usually black, that specifically has the name Sammee. That never shuts his mouth and loves barking. The place where usually a dog's checks are have being replaced by salmon like flaps.

"SHUT YOUR SALMON FLAPS YOU MUTT!"

Also

"That dog won't be quite" person 1
"Yeah he loves running his salmon flaps" person 2

by Jess3e January 17, 2025

spin flaps

Pain and tenderness of the labia majora following an intensive exercise class on a static bicycle.

I had a great workout this morning but, unfortunately, now I have spin flaps.

by Egnaro March 23, 2025

Naan flaps

The vagina lips of a brown women.

I love seeing her naan flaps everyday. I goon to it

by YAANI, SAMOSA April 4, 2025

Gorlaga Flaps

vagina flaps aka the lips.

"hey boy wanna come on over and spread these gorlaga flaps or what??"

"my gorlaga flaps are a little musty this morning"

by pizzaskinn June 1, 2025

Jiggle Flaps

Flaps that jiggle in the wind. Usually found on the lower half of your body near your Gongaloogapus.

A: Do you want to play with my Jiggle Flaps?

by Jungle Fungus September 20, 2025

Scuba Flaps

Large fanny flaps, often found on females but potentially discoverable on males. Resembles a pair of scuba flippers! usually quite lengthy...

Aw did you see the size of Greta's scuba flaps?!

by Flaps.com October 3, 2025