Wet Towel Fight

A joking reference to two straight males who are spending the night together, as if they were to engage in homosexual love.

Aw, man. Ted slept on Jack's couch last night. They probably had some drinks and had a wet towel fight afterwards.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

red cat fight

A red cat fight is when two chicks, who are on the same menstruation cycle, fling period blood at each other to resolve a feminine dispute.

Dave: "Dude whats that smell? It smells like an abortion in here" Geofrey: "Bro, I know! I think my two room mates just had a red cat fight cause there's blood everywhere.

by Dildo Backpacker April 12, 2011

Water balloon fight

A near impossible code to break when used correctly.
when used properly one can successfully hide their intentions.
1.water balloon = a pipe, bowl, bong etc...
2.splashed= stoned, drunk, light headed etc...
3.soaked= too fu*ked up to do something.
This code if used correctly will keep your wrong doings under the radar.

stryder: hey bro wanna have a water balloon fight?
carl: hell yeah bro i wanna get splashed!
stryder: alright man ready to leave?
carl:nah man im soaked.

by Big Mig 505 June 20, 2011

You don't want to fight me

A taunt popular in 2010 for a general response to any question. Using this response often gets a further negative response of the non-violent nature towards the question asker, and often used as a joke to assert oneself as one whom cannot be beaten in a fight. Often ended with "Brah" or other noun.

A: Markel, why didn't you respond to my text last night?

B: Because you don't want to fight me.

A: Shut up, I'll beat you up right now.

B: But you still don't want to fight me.

by Elementalpowerstar December 13, 2010

Fuck Fight

A 2 sided rape. When both parties fight for the dominate sex position.

Jim: I want to be on top!!
Kelly: No, I want to be on top!!
Jim: FUCK FIGHT!!!

by xzybit April 25, 2008

figure do me

something said in response to a comment someone says about you / same as 'you think you know me?!' or 'you got me all wrong' or 'Oh yeah? Is that so?'

Fred: "Uh oh, watch out for you food if Francisco's coming to lunch too. He's such a freeloader!"
Francisco: "Figure DO me?!"

by Brazil Jackson June 27, 2008

flappy fight

When two gay guys sword fight with their penises.

“Me and bill had a flappy fight yesterday”

“Ur so Fucking gay”

by Aurjdj October 30, 2017