fece

adj. (pron. fees); a word which means nasty, disgusting, or unnatural. Most likely a derivative of feces. Also spelled feece or feese.

"Get your shirt back on, Santa! That's fece!"

"Ew. This movie is fece."

"Hate to break it to you, but that outfit is fece."

by knightshade May 16, 2006

tri-fecta of relaxation

jerkin off, gettin drunk, smokin weed

there is nothing like the tri-fecta of relaxation after a long week of studying

by Big E notor E us December 2, 2003

Feckpecker

A very original insult used to insult the intellegence, psysique and odour of a strongly hated individual.

You're such a feckfecer you forgot how to trun the shower on because you have little toothpick arms...just like a little fucking feckpecker!

by Warren Hildebrand September 7, 2003

feces

The solid, brown (I hope) stuff that is excreted by every living animal (save for George Dubblya. Hasn't dropped a loaf since '89!)

Man 1: You feces head!

by Doctor Gorby May 21, 2007

Deuces Fecum

1: When a lawyer poops while reading, preferably in a suit.

2: The art of defecating and billing a client simultaneously.

Right before the deposition, Eric had to deliver a Deuces Fecum to the men's room.

by soxfan09 March 16, 2010

feces

When something bad happens

That Cubs loss was feces.
Antonymn: fecal
That Cubs victory was fecal

by Jubbernaut June 8, 2004

feck

often misused as a substitute for the word 'fuck' this word is used to specify a large quantity

a feck of books
jaysus, thats a feck of lies

by Just Crusty July 8, 2005