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calm your farm

A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015
calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls
by goofcakes May 24, 2024
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Dandelion-farming

The concept of increasing the amount of something bad to such an extent that it becomes good.
The etymology comes from the fact that dandelions are actually very useful plants for dyeing, for medicine, and for food, but because people don't bother to cultivate them, they only ever show up as weeds. If people were to bother to farm them, on the other hand...
Dandelion-farming is the antithesis of oversaturation.
Reuben: Hey, remember when clickbaitey titles weren't ironic? Y'know, they were just... bad.
Simeon: Yeah. Guess that's the power of dandelion-farming for ya.
by Shibbolet August 7, 2018
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Farm

It’s like a rubbish zoo obviously.”
Person 1: “This is a farm! You know what a farm is?”

Person 2: “well it’s like a rubbish zoo obviously
by Eggruto roostermaki February 11, 2020
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farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless activity(ies) over and over again, without any productive result
mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? Coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you...I will not help you to save your sinking Titanic. That's the moral of the fable.
by Sexydimma February 21, 2017
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Literally Animal Farm

When someone who claims to support a group or cause betrays it after gaining a position of power.
Cobalt: You said you supported freedom of speech before becoming a moderator, right?
Sapphire: I did.
Cobalt: So why did you ban a guy for talking about government collision?
Sapphire: Because no one should believe those lies.
Cobalt: *sigh* Literally Animal Farm.
by Blues and Dumbness September 26, 2024
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Enragement Farming

Enragement farming is a social media tactic that involves artificially increasing engagement.
Posting dissenting or unpopular opinions may cause trolls or the intellectually bereft to become BIG MAD.
Dude, were you Engagement trolling?

Nope, It was unintentional Enragement Farming. I was just voicing my honest opinion, and the trolls got BIG MAD.
by TekphreakDotCom September 12, 2024
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Hoe farming

The act of promoting or demoting hoes to your active roster.
Grace loves hoe farming. She will block hoes once she decides they are too ugly for her
by azpov May 13, 2025
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