69 English muffin 

When u combine all the ways to fuck and add an English muffin into the mix

Matt: hey girl you wanna 69 English muffin?

Ashley: yes daddy

69 English muffin by 69englishmuffin May 11, 2018

Concise English 

The variety of English which primarily or only uses concise words or expressions.

Writers simplify and trim the dialogues in scripts so that in movies and television programs the actors speak Concise English. As far as I know, no dialogue has been intentionally written to be wordy.

Concise English by but for November 26, 2018

Brief English 

A dialect which uses the brief versions of expressions and is based on the "Prolix, and Concise, Sets of Words" handbook.

Identifying and listing the prolix and illogical English expressions and their concise counterparts, a scholar realized that many who use the brief expressions speak in the Brief English dialect, which unlike other dialects focuses not on which words are said, not how they are said.

Brief English by but for March 13, 2019

Apex English 

Someone who writes a book, and doesn’t get the grammar checked

Apex English - Sally walked into the room Jeff said, on his knees Simon said. Hello there Michelle spoke although sally was woke

Apex English by HulkSmasher March 31, 2019

Brandon English 

Very good in bed and loves when people say his name

He is Brandon English

Brandon English by Yo133 April 7, 2019

victoria english school 

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victoria english school is trash and full of fake people, i dread going to school because of teachers and the vibe. no food.

“u go to victoria english school?”
“yeah”
“i feel so bad for u”

victoria english school by idontlikeschoop October 19, 2019

Old English Sheepdog 

The Old English Sheepdog (OES) is a large breed of dog that emerged in England from early types of herding dog. Obsolete names for the breed include Shepherd's Dog and bob-tailed sheep-dog. The nickname Bob-tail (or Bobtail) originates from how dogs of the breed traditionally had their tails docked. Old English Sheepdogs can grow very long coats with fur covering the face and eyes and do not shed unless brushed.

What if the Old English Sheepdog became mascot in Dulux ads due to similarities of its fur with a paintbrush or its smooth appearance just like the paint texture?

Old English Sheepdog by Nijihara Kalinin January 19, 2020