bone em' and disown em'

A variation of squirt em and dessert em. To bone the shit out of bitches squirt all over their ass and then leave them sitting on the fuckin curb crying over "spillt milk" A.K.A boy butter.

Man last night I fucked the shit out of jill and then left her crying ass on the curb to catch the bus. Why do I always have to bone em' and disown em'.

by squirtdonkeys March 30, 2007

Texas Hold 'Em

While a male is fucking a female doggy style, preferably one with little (to no) anal sex experience, he quickly pulls out and slams his cock in her ass then holds on tight for as long as he can.

My girl never played poker before...so i taught her how to play Texas Hold 'Em

by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008

stick em' up

A long, drawn-out story or joke, that NO ONE thinks is funny (except for the person telling it). May sometimes result in an awkward silence or situation. Generally, a "stick emmm' uppppppp" is used in a group setting when one person is really excited about their story, but by the time they look up at their audience, they notice that everyone surrounding them is pulling their eyes and cheeks closer together with their hands... this is the motion for a "stick em' upppp!"

Basically is "stick emm' uppppp" is something similar to when someone smiles, while putting two thumbs up... then quickly changes their expression to annoyed and immediately turns their two thumbs down, implying that something was actually NOT funny (contrary to what the story teller believes).

Sarah: Have you guys see that episode of Fresh Prince where Will is scared of MADD DOGG, but tries to distract him by saying, "You are Dreamminnngggg" (at this point sarah is waving her hands up and down like Will) (she is also laughing so much she can barely speak)

Hamz, Misha, Siymack, Natasha, Sharghi, Baharak, Nima, Assal: (all have their hands on their face, pulling their eyes and cheeks with their fingers, just waiting to say, "Stick em' up!"

sidenote: once you get the hang of it-- all you have to do is start to move your hands towards your face... and the other person will say, "Ok ok , I get it. I'll stop talking now..."

(at this point, you could technically "stick up" these examples)

by Miss Tina August 12, 2007

yum em's

female breasts, derived from their circular shape and sweetness like unto a yum yum doughnut

Baby got some fat yum em's

by Clancy October 6, 2003

Sick em dre

The gangster way of saying "sick"

Rebel #1: I just robbed the police station.

Rebel #2: Sick em dre, thats hot.

by Thr33mo January 30, 2010

Spark em up

To Light up A Cigar filled up with Marijuana

A Biggie there is a Blunt on the counter if you got a lite Spark Em Up

by Bryan K Bradley April 28, 2010

Fuck 'em with the mouth shut

A silent fuck-back in retaliation for being done wrong.

The store owner made the cashier work overtime against his will so while no one was looking, the cashier pocketed a Benjamin while saying, "Make me stay up here all damn night, and I'ma fuck 'em with the mouth shut!"

by VMC Andrizzle September 24, 2011