Matthias Ears

When your ears are so big people mistake you for Matthias.

Bryan: Hey, Matthias!

Joey: I’m not Matthias! I ‘m Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019

Ear Niggers

The thick black hairs that form around the cartilage of a man's or woman's ears

Before my date I hopped in the shower and plucked all the ear niggers around my ears.

by thamind September 25, 2020

Chode Ears

When someones ears are so peculiar and small, the only proper word to describe them is "chode"

Alex-Did you see his Ears? i swear they look like Chodes!
Kevin-I know man, complete case of Chode Ears

by dowdis September 21, 2009

bruised ears

Girls who laugh about roommate virginity to their creeper roommate, but secretly wonders whether or not their roommate has indeed stolen their roommate virginity. Usually evident in a girl who wears green to bed.

Did you see Sammie? She looks like she's thinking about bruised ears.

by voice behind the desk September 24, 2010

queer ears

to hear something gay, but yell it out

GUY1: some guy showed me there cat
GUY2: someone show you there cock?!
GUY1: dude queer ears

by ajaxs ya maxs October 20, 2008

ear byte

When a snippet of a song finds it's way into your stream of consciousness and you find yourself singing, humming, whistling or dancing to it all day.

"Man! This morning that song by The Spin Doctors, Little Miss Can't Be Wrong was on the radio while I was driving to work. Now I've got that ear byte in my head and I can't get rid of it!"

by MsCantBWrong January 28, 2005

Ear-Bang

Talking someone's ear off after fully explaining your point of view.

Girlfriend: "Why did you do that?"
Boyfriend: "I'm sorry I did that."
Girlfriend: "I can't believe you did that! What is wrong with you? You know, if I did something like th--"
Boyfriend: "Bitch, stop ear-banging me, I said I was sorry!!"

by Earbanger January 19, 2010