Anonymous English 

The form of English that members of Anonymous use. Nobody can tell whether they are using it to try and be cryptic, or if they just have a collective lack of grammar.

Anonymous Gangsta: The legion will rise to not slay the the beast that doesn't exist! We will air the waves with fire and a storm will come to blow the dogs and cats away!

Friend: Can you translate that from Anonymous English?

Anonymous Gangsta: I pity the dog of the unwise who cannot see the truth behind the shallow lies of the tongue of the wicked.

Friend: ...Okay then...

Anonymous English by NutHouse264 October 6, 2013

Morning English 

The words you use in the morning while talking to strangers in gas stations, breakfast shops and coffee houses. While in your head, makes perfect sense. Audibly, It consists of various Broken English babble that makes no sense to anyone unless it is used in conjunction with hand signals.

Dude, your Morning English was so bad I thought you were speaking Alien.

Morning English by TheBigE_843 March 7, 2015

69 English muffin 

When u combine all the ways to fuck and add an English muffin into the mix

Matt: hey girl you wanna 69 English muffin?

Ashley: yes daddy

69 English muffin by 69englishmuffin May 11, 2018

Concise English 

The variety of English which primarily or only uses concise words or expressions.

Writers simplify and trim the dialogues in scripts so that in movies and television programs the actors speak Concise English. As far as I know, no dialogue has been intentionally written to be wordy.

Concise English by but for November 26, 2018

Brief English 

A dialect which uses the brief versions of expressions and is based on the "Prolix, and Concise, Sets of Words" handbook.

Identifying and listing the prolix and illogical English expressions and their concise counterparts, a scholar realized that many who use the brief expressions speak in the Brief English dialect, which unlike other dialects focuses not on which words are said, not how they are said.

Brief English by but for March 13, 2019

Apex English 

Someone who writes a book, and doesn’t get the grammar checked

Apex English - Sally walked into the room Jeff said, on his knees Simon said. Hello there Michelle spoke although sally was woke

Apex English by HulkSmasher March 31, 2019

Brandon English 

Very good in bed and loves when people say his name

He is Brandon English

Brandon English by Yo133 April 7, 2019