Edward

The best kid in school, and very tall and athletic. Not to be confused the Eric, Edward is much cooler.
That Edward is so cool!
by Vextic June 23, 2022
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Must date a Clover and love her forever. Edward is a shitty person and needs a Clover to lift him up. He has short, greasy blonde hair, and crap micro bangs, he either has blue or brown eyes, and is short. He must date a red headed Clover with blue eyes who goes to the same school as him and is in the same yea as him. most likely year 7.
OMG loo its edward and Clover
by qwertyuiolkjhgfdsazxcvbnm July 26, 2023
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Edward

A blonde haired idiot that has no friends, is loved by short fat girls, has a tiny penis that he wants handsome guys to taste, and probably touches himself to pics of minors.
"I really hate that blonde haied, small dick idiot"

"Oh, you mean Edward?"
by Mistor Guy December 03, 2023
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A high maintenance individual who includes a minimum 12.5 unnecessary additions to his coffee drink. Is typically seen on his daily commute from Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. Baristas beware.
Barista: "What can we get for you today?"

Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."
by comenerbyvote May 03, 2021
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The most annoying guy you could meet; nigger
Girl 1: you know that kid Edward

Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: he is so annoying
by Big_d_candy07 November 21, 2023
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Edward is a Traitor sometimes he won't mean it but he doesn't think before he acts so he will allways let you down and get things wrong Lost cause
Edward means poooo
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Edward is someone who is loving kind and could deserve better but instead he lives a horrible life lost a bsf lives in a toxic home but can’t be saved from it.
Edward is so goofy but he’s sad deep down and hides it from everyone
by I wanna cry April 28, 2020
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