Depression

Being a fucking Cincinnati fan for any sport regardless of how good they are.

"Hey man did you see that Bengals game?"
"Yeah man I just blacked out drinking to numb the pain of my fucking depression"

by sdfakjsdf;asdlfkj October 1, 2020

Depression Orgy

When a group of people go to the restroom for the sole purpose of crying together (sometimes unintentionally)

Did you hear? There was a major depression Orgy in the girl's restroom earlier?

by depressoexpresso12 October 2, 2020

Depression House

A house, apartment or living space, that makes you sad being in it, or the thought of residing in it incites depression.

Maya was looking at apartments in Clayfield, but all the ones in our price range are peak Depression Houses.

by dsxmakina October 23, 2020

Depression Day

An alternative celebration to Christmas on December 25; this day would suit people who are lonely, people who believe that life has no meaning, people who may be stressed at the moment, etc. Depression day is the perfect time of the year to simply excuse yourself from contributing to society, and instead do what you truly want to do, even if it is laying around and doing nothing for hours.

A: Did you hear that it's Depression Day this month?
B: I'm relieved, to be honest. Sometimes being too festive is annoying.

by Kermitism December 9, 2020

Depression

What you feel when all the girls at school are flat

Damn, this new school gives me depression.

by CockFuckDickAssPenis March 14, 2021

depression food

something you go to buy from the nearest store to numb your feelings, like snacks, chips, cereal, usually something unhealthy.

Jared: hey, where were you?
Chris: oh, I was buying depression food.

by xxalex March 2, 2021

Depression

Something my ex wife gave me

Guy1: “Hey man I’ve been diagnosed with depression, can you help?”
Guy2: “man that must be tough, try not being sad”

by DepressedSingleDad May 16, 2021