Craptain Crunch

Captain Crunch with water instead of milk or Captain Crunch without sugar.

Also a popular metal band.
www.myspace.com/craptaincrunchrules

"Hey Joe, what's with the craptain crunch?!"

by Fire Ninja September 7, 2007

cranca

Persona o situacion que no encaja en los estandares de lo que es un comportamiento correcto.

Como era un cranca, volvio a llegar tarde a la cita.

by mastercranca March 3, 2005

Strawberry Scooter Crunch

When a man with herpes has an outbreak & has intercourse with a women during menstration.

After inserting his bumpy penis into her bloody vagina it resembles a strawberry scooter crunch.

by Wannabanghoes September 19, 2009

Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up

When my boy Donnie goes to a club in D.C. with no cab money to get home, then has a female that is overweight come pick him up, and drive him home!

Dude, it is 2:45 AM and I am drunk off my ass, it is time for the Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up!

by Gin February 27, 2004

crunce

The act of taking one hand, making it into a fist, and punching it into your other hand as an open palm. This gesture serves to instigate a fight.

1)
He saw two hoodlems on the opposite side of the steet, one holding a switchblade while the other crunced at him.

2)
The Italian with the large forehead crunced loudly as he approached his wife."Wheres mys dinners ya filthy dames", the Italian said.

by DR Urso January 2, 2008

crystal crunch

to physically induce a knarly head blow "donkey punch" right at the point of total extacy while ROLLIN A FATTEY puddle of the finest meth.

that bitch was goin to town on my shit, and right when i blew it down her throat i gave that slut the CRYSTAL CRUNCH!!

by Jenn Jen and Just-in-Case April 27, 2006

Nookie Crunch

When a couple screw so hard, the males penis breaks and implodes

"Did you hear about Scott and his woman? Fucked her so hard there was nookie crunch."

by Get yer wab out October 9, 2009