Crunch Bar

A girl that looks like the back of a crunch bar when she cakes makeup over her acne.

girl 1: this bitch be lookin like a crunch bar

girl 2: ew I know right

acne

by Babycakes066 December 6, 2015

crunch

A word you use to describe someone who is idiotic in all ways, shapes, or forms, without them knowing what it means.

“Trump MUST be a crunch, for looking at Melina as a sexy fetus when she came out of the womb, this man is 24 years older than her!!”

by sexychair July 12, 2019

beefy cruch burrito

The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!

hey man i want some mexican food
well lets go to taco bell and get a "beefy cruch burrito"

by chinesetaco May 9, 2012

crunchyfish

Internet celebrity, famed for his caustic wit and roguish charm.

That's pretty LOL4REALZ, crunchyfish.

by Bump for the IRC crew March 25, 2003

Malachi Crunch

Whe a mans head gets in between 2 vaginas and they smash against his head til they both cum

Justin got Malachi Crunched by Melissa and Naomi.

by Justin Urmouth December 28, 2018

Crunchies

Bruxism, or severe grinding of the jaw when under the influence of MDMA.

Matt: "How you feelin? You rollin'?
Chelsea: "Yeahhh...I have the crunchies bad!"

by Oobatzz March 6, 2010

Captain Crunch

Perhaps the greatest creation mankind has ever achieved, alongside sliced bread. A fruity cereal with a absolute savage, badass captain on the cover of the box. Consumers usually eat Captain Crunch with milk, although more die-hard fans will tend to eat right out of the box. Legend has it that if you eat a whole box of Captain Crunch alone in a dark room, the Captain himself will visit you in your dreams that night.

"I'm starting my morning off with some sweet-ass Captain Crunch, to maximize the awesome in my day"

by I ran out of good name ideas December 17, 2014