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Corning on the cob

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.
Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*
by Jakercut August 18, 2016
mugGet the Corning on the cobmug.

corn master

A guy who's signature move is to finger the asshole before he sticks it in. Especially a corn master if the girl isn't even on her period.
Girl 1: "I can't even remember what happened last night, but it sure hurts to walk."

Girl 2: "Oh I saw you go to the bedroom with that corn master Liam"

Girl 1: "Aw man he definitely fucked my ass"
by cornmaster69 December 4, 2013
mugGet the corn mastermug.

Corn on the Cob

a mans penis covered in sores & bumps
he/him/they: hey baby, you wanna get outta here?
she/her/they: ew, i don’t want anything to do with your corn on the cob!
by jeremyhope52 February 23, 2021
mugGet the Corn on the Cobmug.

corn potato

It stuck into and around my corn potato
by Kerfuffled28 July 10, 2022
mugGet the corn potatomug.

Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.
Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
mugGet the Kettle Cornmug.

corn seller

Dann: “Hey con.”
Austin: “Dude I think he’s a corn seller.”
by sienna. July 13, 2018
mugGet the corn sellermug.

pot corn

When you poop and there is corn in the pot.
Man, I just came from the bathroom, and someone did not flush their pot corn.
by catnip785052 January 7, 2012
mugGet the pot cornmug.

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