Cookerspanil

A type of dog spelled without the second "c" so it can be made into a runescape account.

player:haha you spelled your username wrong!
Cookerspanil:you cannot have offensive words in your username newb.

by skullboy736 February 21, 2009

Cookerist

Somebody who is so high that they are the most cooked.

Ian is a cookerist.

by Cook Master July 22, 2009

Cooged

When a cougar sucessfully stalks and captures its prey(younger guy). Usually the coog-ee will be too distracted by tits and/or ass to articulate this, but the friends that he leaves behind will most likely remark on their bro getting cooged.

Sexy Lady: Hey Chaz, do you want to come do some unimportant task privately with me away from your friends?
Chaz: Sure, (to friends) I'll see you guys later.
You Guys: Damn bro, Chaz just got cooged.

by WDEagle December 24, 2010

cockedout

verb: A state of suffocation by dick sucking. Hyperventilation, blue in the face, and unconsciousness are very common symptoms, and it occurs very quickly. Tips for if this should occur.
Men: Try to restart her heart by pounding your cock on her chest.
Women: Hope your man is competent enough to save you or else you have been defeated by dick.

That girl totally got cockedout by that cowboy and she almost died but then regained consciousness.

by awesomeoamzin April 24, 2011

corked and torqued

Being completely, 100% erect whilst having a cork in ones asshole.

Dave: Bobby was corked and torqued for Meghan the last time they fucked.

Jenny: What does that mean?

Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.

by CorkyTorquey November 22, 2013

Cocked in

When you are at a bar and dudes sit on either side of you and you are blocked in (from pussy). Or "cocked in"

Damnit, came to this bar to get some pussy and got "cocked in" by these god damn cocks

by CockedinATL May 16, 2014

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016