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Convenienceship

A non-committal relationship formed purely for convenience. Two people aren’t dating, they aren’t “just friends,” and they definitely aren’t soulmates. They simply fulfill each other’s emotional or physical needs when it’s practical. No deep feelings, no long-term plans, just seasonal or situational companionship.

It’s the relationship equivalent of a pop-up store: appears when you need it, disappears when you don’t.
Example:

“We’re not dating. We’re in a convenienceship. He shows up during holidays, my plus one to events, accompanies me to places when i am bored and wish I had a boyfriend.”

Usage:
“I don’t want a boyfriend, I want a convenienceship. Someone who’s there for winters, movies, and emotional emergencies, then goes home before the feelings develop.”
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
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Convent way

A notorious presence tied to Convent Way, known more by fear than by faces. They don’t advertise, don’t explain, and don’t need to. The street changes when you step onto it—cars slow down, conversations end, instincts kick in. Locals know better than to stare, ask questions, or linger too long. Nothing loud ever happens, but everyone knows why. Convent Way has a reputation, and it’s carried by the gangsters who run it without ever having to prove they do.
I wouldn’t want to go through convent way, it’s too scary!
by 412 cway January 25, 2026
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mobile cones

Smoking bongs in a moving vehicle. Can also be extended to driving to a carpark/spot and smoking in the parked car.
Stoner: "Smoking here at my house is getting boring, lets go for some mobile cones."
by Diego November 13, 2003
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king cones castle

The best ice cream stand in the world. Gives you lots of ice cream for your money!!
"hey, i only have $1.50 on me, where should we go?"
"lets go to king cones castle! that will get you a childs hard!!"
"isn't that like, 2 HUGE scoops?"
"heck yeah!!"
"LETS DO IT!!!"
by shlluver February 3, 2008
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doogie cones

ill have three doogie cones with my large fry
by Jeff Nevitt January 6, 2010
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The Cones Prayer

Our Cone which art in the chamber
hallowed be thy cone
thy chamber of secrets come;
thy secrets will be done,
in the cone as it is said in Mcnaughton.
Give us this day our daily meeting.
And let no one trespass,
and forgive no one that trespass against the cone.
And lead us not into temptation

to let in outsiders
For thine is the chamber of secrets,
the power, and the glory of the great cone,
for ever and ever.
Praise be to Cone.
*mutters The Cones Prayer*


Pbtc

by The Cone November 24, 2010
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hippy convention

When a group of hippies come together (sometimes for days) and dont take showers, tie-dye shirts, hold pointless conversations, and do nothing.
I went to a hippy convention with my friend Danielle, shes not use to showering and loves to hold pointless conversations.
by mjc2n8 December 3, 2011
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