common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

commit neck

COMMIT NECK NI🅱️🅱️A

Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: Commit Neck
Person 1: *Slits his wrist and hangs himself on fan

by jakobk05 August 8, 2018

commodore sex

Having sex with your holden commodore. Basically you stick your dick into the fuel tank, rub it and the car will absorb your cum like It's petrol. It's the best form of weird sex if you have no girlfriend.

person 1: I had commodore sex last night and got trashed!

Person 2: What?

by BigBunnyrabbits March 22, 2019

Commit

A fucking trap

COMMIT YOUR SUCH A TRAP

by Anayhsuhs March 3, 2021

Committed Relation

A committed relationship is when a boy and girl or boy and boy or girl and boy or non-binary and girl or non-binary and boy or non-binary and non-binary loves someone so much they want to make the relationship perfect and make it last until they die or in other meanings”.

I’m committed to this relationship

( Committed Relationship )

by Α January 13, 2022

loudest common denominator

An opinion that does not reflect the majority view but is spoken as though it does by its proponents. Opposite of silent majority.

Congressional Republicans may not have anything to offer on health care reform but they did a nice job of getting the loudest common denominator to town meetings to shout down Democrats who supported Obama's plan.

Brady Quinn was awful when he started for the Browns. Still, the loudest common denominator thinks he is going to be a good NFL QB.

by cuda75 November 14, 2009

Leadersheep Committee

A group assigned to lead a task, project or other effort wherein the majority of the group completely lacks or discourages any independent thinking. They blindly execute the task as described by the executive.

The new CEO likes rafting, so the leadersheep committee changed the whole event to a rafting trip.

by mlw_srpm April 29, 2011