This is the place where a man of low self esteem resides. Often fantasizing about his wife having sex with another man and enjoying the verbal humiliation he recieves.
Mark is definitely in the cuckold closet. He saw other men touching up on his wife at the bar and he decided to watch in awe instead of standing up for himself
by MantiTeosGF January 26, 2024
n. Smut that lives in your closet. Often a super attractive whore who comes out only when she is called upon for a good sex.
A. "Dude I could really use a blow job"
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"
A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"
A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut
by KyleHall15 January 12, 2011
Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.
Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.
Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.
Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
by Sparkle girl 101 October 25, 2020
by Sequoianvda April 01, 2023
Someone who is a closet thot acts like a thot but isn't really a thot.
That girl Asia is such a closet thot. She puts herself out on Instagram but doesn't really take dick
by Thotty111 August 05, 2016
by Weaponized April 02, 2019
A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.
I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.
by Redh00d4 November 12, 2019