1. To some, a hideous
cock that’s wider than it is
long
2. To others, a normal cock that’s limping back down after it stood up for a bit
3. To a few who
don’t know that “gooch” and “taint” are already words (or who are simply chodes themselves), the gooch and taint
4. To all the rest, the editor in
chief of any broadly trafficked niche industry / hobby fandom website who props themselves / their sites up as if they’re somehow torchbearers of free speech, but really they’re just enabling and normalizing and applaud blatantly
racist, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynist, and just all-around generally fascist language while shutting down anyone with a lick of sense