Carl Lindies

When you go and eat something so good and your stomach and anus collaborate to dispel fecal matter in liquid form

Sorry bro I can't go out tonight...I got the Carl lindies

by infamousra June 6, 2013

carled

The act of being violently murdered over anything less than 20 dollars, such as Carl from Grand Theft Auto does.

Jim: My friend was just killed!

bob: over what?

Jim: I think he got carled

Bob: bummer

by SQUISHYMAN June 15, 2010

Carls family

Not religious nasby’s(nasby’s a religious family from a small town in the great Canadian plains)

What’s carls family like again? Oh there like the not religious Nasby’s

by Monstermatt November 27, 2022

Carl

Your average guy. A gentleman that does very Carl-like things. Often gets confused with a Gary or a Gene

That guy is such a Carl.

by Danny Suk April 4, 2021

Carl’s sister

One hell of a ride. Carl’s Sister.

That bike is so smooth and the ride is so much fun, it’s like Carl’s sister. One hell of a ride.

by Mkultra51 September 18, 2023

Happy Carl

A Happy Carl is when you have a friend who won’t shut the fuck up but also can’t stop cumming in his underwear while also projectile vomiting on the women nearest to him.

“Hey man did you see Sean last night? He was being a typical Happy Carl at the bar”

by ChickenJammin October 2, 2025

Carl

Carl is cute but stupid person because he's too naive in feelings. My advice is do not take the first move because he will surely ignore you.

You: Hi, how's your day?

Carl: ignores*

by mrphsa October 21, 2021