by carl bir September 1, 2017

Some kid, who doesn’t shower every hour, he doesn’t wear boxers, and you can smell a horrible stench from a mile away.
John: The fuck is that smell?
Chase: You talking about Carl?
John: I think. I can smell him from a mile away.
Chase: You talking about Carl?
John: I think. I can smell him from a mile away.
by Aka.sideways94 November 22, 2021

Me: Damn, I'm so excited for my date tonight.
Friend: With who?
Me: Hot Carl.
Friend: Who's that?
Me: His name is Carl and he's hot.
Friend: With who?
Me: Hot Carl.
Friend: Who's that?
Me: His name is Carl and he's hot.
by jm2022 June 22, 2022

by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025

by Adachi_SD January 30, 2022

carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.
by carl the squirrel December 2, 2020
