Canada

America's hat.

I was trying to find Canada the other day, where's it at?

Oh, did you mean America's hat?

Oh, right!!

by pickettfence February 28, 2011

Canada's History

'Virgin Pussy'. No matter how fucked up a Beaver is, it was virgin some time back in history. Hence the slang

Steve: Your girlfriend is getting fat and ugly.
Pete: But I still remember her Canada's History

by VinnieCool February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Politely propositioning your southern neighbour, and then letting them have it with the butt end of your hockey stick... in the butt end.

Wayne Gretzky totally told Janet Jones Canada's History.

by two man luge February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Sodomizing your sister with moose antlers while vomiting maple syrup into the Stanley Cup.

Canada's History is what Jamie got last night. Canada's History is what she deserved.

by America's Future February 4, 2010

canada

an extremely big hat

"Thats a damn nice canada. It adorns your cranium beautifully."

by John Stu aka Brother Stu November 5, 2006

Canada's History

A sex act involving the coupling of Jon Stewarts anus, Stephen Colbert's mouth, and the transfer of shit from Colbert's mouth into Stewart's anus.

Person 1: Let's study Canada's History.
Person 2: Nah, I already watched the Colbert Report today.

by assramistan February 6, 2010

canada

america's baseball cap.

but i wish i lived there. a little bit.

nobody gets killed in canada!

by kccc =] August 8, 2007