Latrieze Courtier

Fictional character of vampiric nature and French origin starring in the books Ebony and Crimson. Described as 'Prince Charming' handsome; blue-eyed brunette and very pale skin. December 1465 to July 2006.

Latrieze Courtier was born Seraph le Blanc in 1465.

by Kisaya July 1, 2007

nerd courting

(Non-romantic) Attempting to earn another nerd's favor by appealing to their nerdness. Applicable in the tech world where nerds with power are generally difficult to get along with

- Dude, that Datacenter manager is real jerk, he says no to every request!
- Not Joe, he was totally nerd courting him the other day talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now all of his requests get approved
- Not me, I totally nerd courted him by talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now he approves all my requests!

by CrunchyTacooos January 14, 2015

Barns Courtney

he makes alt/country/rock-ish music. very superior. if you listen to him you probably have an outgoing spirit, probably raised in an isolated area be it a farm or just in the middle of nowhere (or strive to be), you’re probably alt aswell and loves a good elec guitar riff. BUT you are most definitely a mentally ill chaotic little lgbtq+ emo<3 (cuz same)

matt: “yooo that kid has a hell of a music taste”
alex: “yeah man he’s listening to barns courtney”
kid in question: *absolutely jamming tf out with speakers on full blast*
matt: “damn bro. if i wanna be that cool i should listen to barns courtney”
alex: *kicks starts playing* “already ahead of you buddy”

by DumpTruckBilly June 17, 2022

Thibaut Courtois

Tibo is Real Madrid's second hottest keeper just behind the hunk Iker Casillas. Tibo is a good keeper with amazing rizz as he took his ex-friend Kevin De Bruyne's girl.

Thibautis the only reason people like madrid and why they win.

Thibaut made with Kevin and became his boyfriend.

Gianni Infantino: Fsg do have the pic of Kevin and Thibaut Courtois kissing

Fsg: Yes my lord

Gianni Infantino: Excellent now Belgium will never win.

Gianni Infantino put the picture next to Kroos and Modric's wedding photos.

by Sleeping pets September 11, 2023

Doing a Courtney

The act of calling someone, regardless of how busy the call recipient is, and having a meaningless chat to fill in time, Especially when on a road trip or Driving long distances for work.

Did you need me for anything in particular?
Nah, I'm just doing a Courtney

by mido2k July 8, 2020

playing the courts

Masturbating during in a work call on Zoom, as New Yorker legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin did.

Man, I got suspended from work because I started playing the courts during a work Zoom when I thought I the video was muted.

by pinkglobe42 October 19, 2020

Churtner

Word used to describe anything/place/food/country/bodypart.
Generally used when in complete excitement, or shock. Term can also be used to describe complete pain, anger, or utter discust. Also can be used as a random outburst phrase

"i banged my foot in the door"
"OH CHURTNER, that must have hurt!"

"I hate you, you churtner fool!!!"

"We're going to the mall, CHURTNERRRR!!"

" CHURT-NERRR!!!"

by Brandon Stanek October 26, 2005